In which "Thriller" is that much closer to reality.

RIP Michael Fucking Jackson

Killing flies is now akin to mass-murdering baby calves, apparently.

Still FUNemployed, still doing nothing of consequence. (I am going to do quite a few things this weekend though, so party.) Here's a video about recent events.

Yes, I'm more than amused by the fact that (OMG!) Obama killed a fly and PETA is going ape-shit. PETA really needs to get their priorities straight. I'm sure there are worse things happening in the world than the president of the United States killing a friggin' fly. You know, PETA, I bet people are killing more than flies in Iran. You should really go over there and take care of that.